Well I've been to Hastings, I've been to Brighton
I've been to Eastport too
So what
So what
And I've been here, I've been there
I've been every fucking where
So what
So what
So what, so what, you boring little cunt

Who cares
Who cares what you do
Yeah who cares
Who cares about you, you, you, you, you

Well I've fucked a queen
I've fucked fucked
I've even sucked an old man's cock
So what
So what
And I've fucked a sheep, I've fucked a goat
I rammed my cock right down his throat
So what
So what
So what, so what, you boring little fuck

Who cares
Who cares what you do
Yeah who cares
Who cares about you, you, you, you, you

And I've drunk that, I've drunk this
I've spewed up on a pint of piss
So what
So what
I've had scank
I've have speed
I've jacked up until I bleed
So what
So what
So what, so what, you boring little cunt

Who cares
Who cares what you do
Yeah who cares
Who cares about you, you, you, you, you

I've had crabs, I've had lice
I've had the clap and that ain't nice
So what
So what
I've fucked this, I've fucked that
I've even fucked a school girl's twat
So what
So what
So what, so what you boring little fuck

Who cares
Who cares what you do
Yeah who cares
Who cares about you, you, you, you, you

So fucking what!
Yeah!